Since we’ve already covered my stance on why women should free/affordable birth control, let me lose the rest of you by telling you my stance if women choose not to use birth control and become pregnant. Ready? Nobody wants to see that shit. A guy nutted in you and fertilized an egg and in ten months you’ll give birth to one of the 7 billion people on Earth who’ll eventually do the same thing. Rinse, repeat. Your womb isn’t the Ark of The Covenant or King Tut’s tomb, only a baby who more than likely be completely forgotten about in 100 years comes out of it (for more information on this, click here) So stop going to Olan Mills every time you get pregnant. It’s gross. That being said, here’s Jessica Simpson naked on the cover of Elle. Wow, she’s pregnant. So was Casey Anthony. Let’s not get carried away here.