What, with all my time taken up by hard-hitting investigative journalism and looking at pictures of boobs, there isn’t enough time in the day for me to give our audience everything it needs. What? No, not that. Who am I, your mother? Anyway, if you would like to contribute to the site by doing links posts, writing on the weekends, and dealing with me every day, please submit your reasons why I should hire you for this non-paying and thankless job. I look forward to your submissions and the best one will be posted on the site and get the job. Obviously. Duh.
To apply, send us an email by March 16th to firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject, “IDLYITW Intern Position” or “Face Down, Ass Up”. They mean the same thing. Haha, jk! “IDLYITW Intern Position” will be fine because there is no room for sexual harassment in the workplace. Remember that, kids.