Hulk Hogan Has No Idea Who He Is Having Sex With In His Sex Tape



A Hulk Hogan sex tape surfaced yesterday featuring an “unidentified brunette woman”, and apparently she’s unidentified because Hulk Hogan has no idea who she is either. TMZ reports:

Hulk Hogan just can’t seem to identify his female co-star in the sex tape that just surfaced — telling TMZ, he banged so many chicks after he left his ex-wife … the woman could be one of MANY possible conquests. Hulk called in to TMZ Live moments ago … claiming he went on a 4-month alcohol-fueled lady-screwing bender between the time when he left his ex-wife Linda … and met his current wife Jennifer. Hulk tells us, “During that time, I don’t even remember people’s names, much less girls.” Hulk says he hasn’t had sex with another woman since meeting Jennifer 5 years ago — so the tape has to be at least 5 years old.

I don’t know what kind of man Hulk Hogan is, but when I make a sex tape, I make it a point to know the woman’s name. And her dreams and aspirations. Then I comment on her shoes and how beautiful she is and how amazing and wonderful she is and that I’ve never met someone like her before and I could totally see this going somewhere long term. I find that makes them more agreeable to anal.

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