Well, Hello There By todd March 30, 2012



Because at least one person in the fashion industry isn’t a raging homosexual, Ashley Greene is now the face of DKNY, and here she is at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC posing for pictures and signing autographs. She seems really friendly and engaging here, so I hope she loosened up and felt comfortable telling strangers about us. And how we’re getting married and how many kids were going to have. Two, we’re having two. One boy and one girl. And we’re getting a chocolate lab puppy and the children will play with puppy in our backyard and then maybe the girl will want to take karate instead of ballet and I’ll teach the boy to play basketball or chess or whatever he’s into because we don’t want our kids to be afraid to express themselves and be who they are and then I lick her vagina at some point in this story. I don’t know. I’m sure she had a lot to talk about.

Because at least one person in the fashion industry isn’t a raging homosexual, Ashley Greene is now the face of DKNY, and here she is at Macy’s Herald Square in…

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Candice Swanepoel And Miranda Kerr Launch Something By todd March 30, 2012



Victoria’s Secret ‘SWIM’ collection was released yesterday I think, so that means Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in bikinis by a pool in Beverly Hills. And according to Facebook, my friend Dave was there because he posted a picture of the pool with the caption “waiting for the models. happy day” and put the picture in the album “March 29th, aka “The Best Day Ever”. So, let’s all take a moment to congratu..oh just go fuck yourself, Dave okay?


Pic source = WENN

Victoria’s Secret ‘SWIM’ collection was released yesterday I think, so that means Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr in bikinis by a pool in Beverly Hills. And according to Facebook, my…

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Photoshop City, Links By kathy March 30, 2012



“The new Kardashian Kollection Swimsuit line. Superimposing your head on someone else’s body not available in all stores.” – Todd

Justin Bieber is keeping his man-whore options open [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is still hot [Popoholic]
Does Adrianne Curry ever tweet anything besides pictures of her boobs? [Hollywood Tuna]
Pixie Lott upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Courtney Stodden is in a bikini [Celebuzz]
Shauna Sand‘s daughter is a chip off the old block (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Bradley Cooper is back on the market [Celebitchy]
Kim Kardashian‘s flour bomber is topless, in body paint [The Nip Slip]
It’s official: there will be an Anchorman 2 [COED Magazine]
If popular songs were Shakespearean sonnets [College Humor]
Carson Daly is sorry for being a homophobe [Dlisted]
20 facts about technology that might surprise you [The Chive]
Irina Shayk is selling something [Moe Jackson]
The Kardashians take Photoshopping to new levels [Celebslam]
Rhianna is disappointed you think she’s doing Ashton Kutcher [The Blemish]
Michelle Williams and Jason Segel are probably dating [Evil Beet Gossip]
Prince Harry finally moves out of his dad’s house [Lainey Gossip]
Rhian Sugden is see-through in lingerie [Egotastic]
26 Lady Gaga birthday cakes [City Rag]
Katy Perry‘s BFF claims Russell Brand cheated [PopCrush]
Gary Busey claims he’s been to heaven [Film Drunk]
Janice Dickinson is the latest celeb to openly hate on Kim Kardashian [Popbytes]
Kate Upton‘s too hot for TV commercial [Heyman Hustle]
Clay Aiken wants Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donnell to kiss and make up [Allie is Wired]
Lindsay Lohan‘s criminal record is a problem [Amy Grindhouse]

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“The new Kardashian Kollection Swimsuit line. Superimposing your head on someone else’s body not available in all stores.” – Todd Justin Bieber is keeping his man-whore options open [The Superficial]…

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Jennifer Lawrence Doesn’t Need A Bra For Your Magazine Cover By todd March 29, 2012



Since tweens and effeminate males need a strong female character to look up to in order to give them false hope, The Hunger Games (Katniss only made 70% of what male survivors made after winning The Hunger Games) has shattered box-office records. So, the Jennifer Lawrence Overexposure Train has left the station without a bra. Be sure to pick up a copy, because when she’s 50 and has a booth at Comic-Con (the one next to Mark Hamill) and quoting lines from the movie, you’ll want to be sure you have something she can sign.

Since tweens and effeminate males need a strong female character to look up to in order to give them false hope, The Hunger Games (Katniss only made 70% of what…

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Sup, Kate? By todd March 28, 2012

Kate Winslet attented the London premiere of Titanic 3D in London yesterday, looking as hot as she did when it first came out 15 years ago. Everybody remember that? You should because it was in the theater for a fucking year and every girl you knew when to see it 75 times and then it was released a while back and now it’s in fucking 3D because James Cameron doesn’t have enough money to go scuba diving and women have vaginas so they think a movie about 1,514 hitting an iceberg and drowning to death is an epic love story. Jesus, ladies. Who cares if the guy is dying from hypothermia and is about to sink to the bottom of the black ocean? As long as he’s holding your hand and telling you he loves you, then that’s all that really matters, right ladies?

Near? Far? Wherever you are? I’m dead, bitch. You know where the fuck I am:

Kate Winslet attented the London premiere of Titanic 3D in London yesterday, looking as hot as she did when it first came out 15 years ago. Everybody remember that? You…

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Rihanna Has A Nice Shirt, Links By kathy March 28, 2012



An US Weekly intern claims Jeremy Piven is “mundane” in bed [The Superficial]
Lindsay Ellingson models lingerie like a pro [Popoholic]
Kate Upton is charitable [Hollywood Tuna]
Rooney Mara‘s nude scenes hit Blu-ray, the internet [Taxi Driver Movie]
Couple throws Breaking Dawn themed wedding, changes last name to Cullen [Celebuzz]
Octomom finally posed nude “for the money”, porn can’t be far off [Drunken Stepfather]
Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook still will not just STFU [Celebitchy]
Irina Shayk is in a totally different bikini and therefore noteworthy [The Nip Slip]
Cheerleaders of the Final Four [COED Magazine]
Toilet humor never gets old [College Humor]
Lindsay Lohan might play herself in Glee [Dlisted]
30 mail order brides trying to be sexy [The Chive]
Everyone at this Valentino opening looked ridiculous [Moe Jackson]
Jessica Simpson is delusional, claims she only gained 40 pounds [Celebslam]
For the record, Courtney Stodden and PETA do not speak for all vegetarians [The Blemish]
Madonna wasn’t talking about drugs [Evil Beet Gossip]
James Franco is a gangster now [Lainey Gossip]
No one ever wears clothes in Spring Breakers [Egotastic]
13 puppies in yoga positions, enough said [City Rag]
The internet keeps trying to kill Chris Brown [Pop Crush]
Jane Fonda to play Nancy Reagan in Oscar-bait movie you’ll never see [Film Drunk]
Lindsay Lohan needs to stay out of trouble for just 24 more hours [PopBytes]
Rhian Sugden is uber-hot[Heyman Hustle]
Justin Bieber is getting sued for being stupid [Allie is Wired]
Megan Fox does not want to be unattractive (she should maybe let up on the plastic surgery then) [Amy Grindhouse]

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An US Weekly intern claims Jeremy Piven is “mundane” in bed [The Superficial] Lindsay Ellingson models lingerie like a pro [Popoholic] Kate Upton is charitable [Hollywood Tuna] Rooney Mara‘s nude…

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Spike Lee Is Here To Help By todd March 28, 2012



Unless you were just recently discovered and thawed by scientists in Antarctica and are now scared and confused by the new world around you, you are very familiar with the shooting death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin inside the gated community of The Retreat at Twin Lakes by 28-year old neighborhood watch captain, George Zimmerman on February 26. Zimmerman, who was on the phone with the Sanford Police while following Martin (Martin also made a call to the police during the incident), claimed he shot and killed the teenager in self-defense invoking Florida’s controversial “Stand Your Ground” law. However, due to conflicting eyewitness testimony, the Sanford Police Department’s bungling of the immediate and initial investigation, and allegations of racism, this has become an inevitable sensationalized, media circus that has garnered worldwide attention resulting in protests and rallies around the country.

In their quest for justice, many activists have taken it upon themselves to do the law’s job. Particularly, Marcus Davonne Higgins. Who tweeted the address of George Zimmerman to every celebrity he could think of and asked them to repost. Spike Lee did. The Smoking Gun reports:

The original tweet was sent to Lee (and numerous other celebrities like Will Smith, 50 Cent, and LeBron James) last Friday afternoon by Marcus Davonne Higgins, a 33-year-old Los Angeles man who uses the online handle “maccapone.” Higgins included the direction, “EVERYBODY REPOST THIS.” Higgins, pictured at right, first began disseminating the Sanford address to his Twitter followers last Wednesday, including the claim that Zimmerman “Like the fat punk he is, he still lives at home with mommie & daddy.” In a simultaneous post to his Facebook wall, Higgins told his 4000 friends, “FEEL FREE TO REACH OUT & TOUCH HIM.” He also claimed in another post that, “REAL TALK MY PEOPLE OUT THERE IN FLORIDA JUST TOLD ME GEORGE ZIMMERMAN IS NOT AT HIS HOUSE THEY OUT THERE RIGHT NOW.”

However, in case his tweets didn’t give it away, Marcus Davonne Higgins isn’t a licensed detective and apparently also has rudimentary knowledge of public records. Because you see, 159 Edgewater Circle, is the current address of David and Elaine McClain, a married couple in their 70s who work for the public school system. And “George W. Zimmerman” is 6’5″ and white. And the man who shot Trayvon Martin is “George M. Zimmerman”. Who is 5’9″ and self-described as Hispanic.

The man who shot Martin is George Michael Zimmerman. Higgins has repeatedly identified him as “George W. Zimmerman.” The residence on Edgewater Circle is actually the home of David McClain, 72, and his wife Elaine, 70. The McClains, both of whom work for the Seminole County school system, have lived in the 1310-square-foot lakefront home for about a decade, records show…Besides overlooking the different middle initial, perhaps that answer is connected to an old voter record for a “William George Zimmerman” at the Edgewater Circle property. That registration, which dates back to 1995, is for a 41-year-old man. The Zimmerman who shot Martin is 28.

Yeah, so guess what’s happening now. You’ll never believe it.

In an interview tonight, Elaine McClain told TSG that she and her husband were “afraid” due to the online linking of her address to Zimmerman. “We’re keeping everything locked,” she said. McClain added that the couple was particularly unnerved by a letter mailed to them at their home. On the envelope, she said, were printed the words “Taste The Rainbow…The McClains (pictured below) only became aware that their address was being widely circulated online two days ago, when a TV reporter arrived at their home asking for “George.” Bewildered by their sudden–and erroneous–connection to Martin’s killer, the elderly couple’s distress can only be heightened by posts made by Twitter and Facebook users who threaten to visit their residence in search of Zimmerman. Or other posts that goad followers to vigilante action.

If you take the time to read the full details and evidence of the case, you quickly realize some shady shit went down. And you’ll soon realize that only two people actually know what happened, and one of them was shot dead carrying only a bag of Skittles and an iced tea. Trayvon Martin was suspended from school and wearing a hoodie, but that doesn’t mean he should have lost his life over it. And George Zimmerman, who wrapped a horrible idea in his own perceived good intentions, finally found the trouble that he, by all accounts, spends all his days looking for. And everyday since we have been bombarded by the media with nothing more than speculation and fear, including Geraldo Rivera’s now infamous victim blaming statement that Martin’s hoodie got him killed (umm, Martin Luther King, Jr. and Malcolm X would like a word). So instead of Spike Lee pouring gasoline on an already volatile situation and potentially causing more innocent lives to be lost, maybe he should shut the fuck up and let people who know what they’re doing handle it. It should be obvious to everyone that the murder of Trayvon Martin was racially motivated (Settle down, white people. Zimmerman is Hispanic. You’re off the hook. This time), and anybody who refuses to see that is part of the problem. At the same time, we shouldn’t be too quick to call Zimmerman a raging bigot, because the same media that makes you want to believe that, is the same media that has perpetuated the stereotype that has been systematically seared into Zimmerman’s brain and therefore partly responsible for him shooting a black teenager in the chest. So get your shit together, America. The world doesn’t end at your community’s gate. Or the end of your block. It’s a round world last time I checked.

UPDATE: The police surveillance video taken the night that George Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon Martin was released today, and remember that part where Zimmerman had a broken nose and was covered in blood because Martin nearly beat him to death? Man, Zimmerman must have some kind of mystical healing powers.

Unless you were just recently discovered and thawed by scientists in Antarctica and are now scared and confused by the new world around you, you are very familiar with the…

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Megan Fox Is Pregnant By todd March 28, 2012

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I knew this day would eventually come, my friends. So stop what you’re doing and start a candle light vigil for my penis and dreams because Brian Austin Green‘s seed has now polluted the womb of my beloved Megan Fox.
Radar Online reports:

The 25-year-old brunette beauty and her hubby of nearly two years, Brian Austin Green, are expecting their first child together and couldn’t be more excited, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. “They just found out and are incredibly excited,” a source close to the couple told Star, noting that the pregnancy was unexpected.

I’m gonna lie, I was completely caught off-guard by this news. I honestly didn’t think this was how our imaginary sexual relationship would play out. I just thought we were on a break. :(

I knew this day would eventually come, my friends. So stop what you’re doing and start a candle light vigil for my penis and dreams because Brian Austin Green‘s seed…

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Kendall Jenner’s Sex Tape Should Be Here Anytime Now By todd March 28, 2012



Kendall Jenner’s hymen hasn’t even fully formed yet, but here she is in a bikini , because Kris Jenner knows fully well that her other three cash cows are in their 30′s (Ed.’s Note: Khloe’s birthday has yet to be confirmed because no records exist on Skull Island) and married and/or baby mamas. As an astute business woman, Kris knows that no self-respecting black man can’t get down like that, so why not but your 16-year old daughter who you’re desperately trying to turn into a model in a bikini so she can hopefully attract a starter in a contract year.

Kendall Jenner’s hymen hasn’t even fully formed yet, but here she is in a bikini , because Kris Jenner knows fully well that her other three cash cows are in…

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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning By todd March 28, 2012

There has been an unforgivable absence of British chicks with massive tits on the site for far too long now, so here's Alice Goodwin in a shoot for quite possibly the greatest site in the world, ZOO. Honestly, I don't know what's going on over there with that site. I mean, didn't we win the Revolutionary War? Walk outside and look around. Then go back to ZOO. It surely doesn't look like it to me.

 

Note: I have a friend who knows Alice Goodwin, and I'm trying to work out a thing where I bang her. So far, no calls have been returned. She's probably busy and it just slipped her mind I bet.

There has been an unforgivable absence of British chicks with massive tits on the site for far too long now, so here's Alice Goodwin in a shoot for quite possibly…

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