Blake Lively Has Only Banged Four Dudes

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Blake Lively was interviewed for the March 2012 issue of Elle where she wants everyone to know that she’s only slept with four dudes. She sends naked pics (NSFW), but she’s not a slut. C’mom, you guys. Stop being so judgmental.

“I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while.“

Since 2007, Blake Lively has dated Penn Badgley, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Ryan Reynolds. That’s five years, she’s 24. Badgley is on a show called Gossip Girl so it’s possible we can rule him out. Reynolds probably has her bent over as I’m typing this (fuck that guy) and you know for damn sure that when she dies they’ll still be able to find DiCaprio’s DNA on her somewhere. So is she lying? Who knows. But what I do know (listen up high school/college dudes) is that if the conversation of a woman’s “number” comes up, she will only count the penises that were attached to somebody she once called “boyfriend”. Every other penis not in that category will be omitted. She won’t count the guy she took home from the bar that one time because her cat died and she needed to be cuddled. She won’t count any penis that she met during vacation. She won’t count the drummer she banged in his van after she went to his show. She won’t count the sales guy at her company she fucks during her lunch break. Understand? Awesome. Stay tuned for more IDLYITW PSAs. The more you know and shit.

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