Seal Is An Asshole With A Violent Temper



After 7 years of marriage and 3 kids, Heidi Klum and Seal announced their seperation this weekend. I thought it might have to do with them disagreeing on Halloween costumes for next year, but apparently it has to do with the fact that Seal is an insufferable asshole who regularly flies into unprovoked rages. TMZ reports:
Heidi Klum is divorcing Seal largely because she has had it with his volcanic temper … TMZ has learned. Sources directly connected with the couple tell us … Heidi’s decision to divorce Seal has nothing to do with a third person. There is NO issue of infidelity. But Seal’s inability to control his anger has become too much for Heidi to take, in no small part because it’s affecting their children. TMZ broke the story that Heidi will divorce Seal, and we’ve learned this was not a snap decision. As one source said, “It was a long time in coming.”

With Martin Luther King, Jr. Day being only a week ago, we really don’t need Hitler saying “I told you so” right now. Hopefully these two can work it out and Seal can summon a wizard for an anti-Lupus spell for whatever the fuck that is on his face. Is that even real? That can’t be real? Is it real?

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By todd, January 23, 2012 32 comments