Russell Brand Is Into Wheelchair Porn

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“See that Iraq veteran over there, love? Won’t you be a good lass and blow him for me.”

Russell Brand‘s publicists fired the first shot on why his marriage to Katy Perry didn’t work (Jesus, too much partying, etc), now Perry’s publicists have taken the amp and did this to it. Hollywood Life reports:

Russell, a former sex addict, reportedly grew dissatisfied with Katy no matter how she tried to keep things hot in the bedroom. Plus four other reasons why he ended their marriage! Poor Katy Perry, she did her best to cater to her husband Russell Brand‘s sexual needs but it wasn’t enough, according to a shocking new report in Us Weekly. “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, it was “never enough.” Russell’s sexually fetishes were also reportedly hard for Katy to keep up with. “He likes dirty things,” the source says. “He really gets off on one particular porno with a guy in a wheelchair. He’s attracted to things he can’t imagine happening to him.” Adding that Russell had a closet full of sex toys.

Look when you’ve been inside as many vaginas as Russell Brand has, sex gets boring real quick. When the pussy isn’t a challenge anymore it gets boring, so if you can bang any pussy you see at any time, then you want to see amputees in wheelchairs having sex or dog’s peeing on a blonde Asian midgets tits or whatever you can find that gets you off. That’s why David Bowie and Mick Jagger fucked each other. They looked outside and saw a sea of pussy and said, “christ, not that again.” I mean, Katy Perry’s tits are great and all, but if you had to see them everyday then it wouldn’t be long until they weren’t so great anymore. I guess what I’m saying is NEVER GET MARRIED.

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