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I didn’t know this story existed until Nick over at Celebslam posted it this morning, but Britney Spears has fired her personal trainer Derek DeGrazio because of his dangerous weight loss fad of eating healthy and routinely exercising. iNTouch Weekly reports:

Britney Spears’ infamous trainer Derek DeGrazio has gotten the boot for restricting her diet too much. “It was amicable,” says an insider to In Touch. Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore. “She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it.” Adds the insider, “But Derek felt Britney made him look bad when she cheated on her diet.”

“She knows Jason loves her no matter what and he has encouraged her not to stress about it as long as she dies of congestive heart failure soon so he can break camp with her millions and bang a chick who knows how to operate a treadmill.” Fixed.

NOTE: “Britney, 30, doesn’t want to worry about every single thing that goes into her mouth anymore.” THIS. ONLY THIS FOREVER.

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By todd, December 06, 2011 14 comments