Tag And Release By todd December 05, 2011

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When you look like a panda injected with elephant (the creature known as “Pandaphant”) DNA got you pregnant, it might not be the best idea to walk around in something that would mistakenly get you shot by somebody on a safari. I don’t know. Maybe the outfit is supposed to go with the roaring noises Jessica Simpson makes when the waiter brings over the bacon Twinkies.

When you look like a panda injected with elephant (the creature known as “Pandaphant”) DNA got you pregnant, it might not be the best idea to walk around in something…

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Daisy Lowe Does GQ By todd December 05, 2011

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In 1988, Daisy Lowe‘s mother had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale then told Daisy her real father was her then husband, Bronner Lowe. Daisy didn’t find out who her real father was until 2004. Now she poses half naked in magazines. Thanks, Daisy’s mom!

In 1988, Daisy Lowe‘s mother had a one night stand with Gavin Rossdale then told Daisy her real father was her then husband, Bronner Lowe. Daisy didn’t find out who…

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KONG BEAT UP TRANNY TRANNY SUE KONG! By todd December 05, 2011



“There can be only one.” – Tranny Highlander

Yeah, so apparently this happened. New York Post reports:
Khloe Kardashian is being sued by a transgender woman who claims the reality TV star assaulted her outside a Hollywood nightclub. The incident occurred in December 2009, TMZ reported. Chantal Spears, formerly known as Ronald Spears, said she approached Kardashian’s husband, LA Lakers basketball star Lamar Odom, outside the Playhouse nightclub and told him he was “too young to be married.” She said Kardashian then “pushed and hit” her. Her lawsuit says she required medical care and suffered from “severe mental anguish” after the alleged assault, which she claims she did not provoke, according to People.

I’m way too tired to talk about two dudes in lipstick fighting right now. Sorry. But Kendall Jenner could be caught giving birth to Tim Tebow’s baby behind a dumpster and it would be the best PR the Kardashian’s have had in a month.

“There can be only one.” – Tranny Highlander Yeah, so apparently this happened. New York Post reports: Khloe Kardashian is being sued by a transgender woman who claims the reality…

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs A Boyfriend Again By todd December 05, 2011

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Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s last boyfriend dumped her over text last month, and ever since then she’s been showing up to every event she can find with her rack hanging out. Because men like that. And because those rings aren’t gonna buy themselves. Her writing a book on dating is like Casey Anthony writing a book on parenting. Something tells me the bookstore might have better options to fit your needs.

Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s last boyfriend dumped her over text last month, and ever since then she’s been showing up to every event she can find with her rack hanging out….

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Katy Perry Is A Blonde Now By todd December 05, 2011

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To put the split rumors to rest, Katy Perry and Russel Brand showed up together to the 3rd Annual ‘Change Begins Within’ Benefit Celebration in LA this weekend. Katy Perry also showed up as a blonde so Russel Brand could pretend he was fucking somebody else later.

To put the split rumors to rest, Katy Perry and Russel Brand showed up together to the 3rd Annual ‘Change Begins Within’ Benefit Celebration in LA this weekend. Katy Perry…

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Anybody Have Any Animal Crackers? By todd December 02, 2011

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I guess there’s one good thing to come from Jessica Simpson getting pregna…no, wait. I mean two. I totally meant to two things.

I guess there’s one good thing to come from Jessica Simpson getting pregna…no, wait. I mean two. I totally meant to two things.

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Britney Made It To 30 By todd December 02, 2011



Remember eleven years ago when you have smothered an orphan’s kitten in front of him for a chance to bang Britney Spears? Well two kids, a meth addiction, a psychotic break, and a court ruling legally proclaiming her a functioning retard later, Britney turned 30 today. Happy birthday, Britney. May your pinata be filled with Cheetos, your Mt Dew bottomless, and your Moon Pies not past their expiration date. Thanks for keeping me in a job the last five years, you inbred dumbass you.

Remember eleven years ago when you have smothered an orphan’s kitten in front of him for a chance to bang Britney Spears? Well two kids, a meth addiction, a psychotic…

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Selena Gomez Really Likes This Dog By todd December 02, 2011



Selena Gomez posted this picture of her and a dog in her lap on Twitter today, and I know it’s not newsworthy in any way, but I assume this is what a scene in Twilight would look like if it starred Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber. The first twenty minutes would be Bella giving Jacob a squeaky toy after he went potty on his puppy pad.

Selena Gomez posted this picture of her and a dog in her lap on Twitter today, and I know it’s not newsworthy in any way, but I assume this is…

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Adriana Lima Is Very Good At This By todd December 02, 2011

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Adriana Lima was designed in a lab specifically to show the world what you’re supposed to look like in lingerie, so here she is backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show shooting a promo and causing the gay guy taking these pictures to reevaluate his life. My grandma says I should reach out to her and ask her for an interview or maybe a late lunch at Cracker Barrel, but I don’t know if I have the confidence. I’m shy around women and my orthopedic shoe has to stay on for at least another six weeks. I guess I just don’t have the confidence right now. “When you chirp shawty chirp back, Louis knapsack where you holdin’ all tha work at. What she know about that?”, my grandma then asked.

Adriana Lima was designed in a lab specifically to show the world what you’re supposed to look like in lingerie, so here she is backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion…

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Now You Too Can Smell Like Kmart By todd December 02, 2011

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I had these pics of JWoww promoting her new fragrance at a damn Kmart yesterday but I didn’t get around to posting them because who gives a fuck, it’s JWoww. If justice or God were real things, the only way this bitch would be on television is if a detective on Investigative Discovery was talking about how he solved the mystery of the dead tranny they found in a ditch behind a Dollar Tree with her panties stuffed in her mouth.

I had these pics of JWoww promoting her new fragrance at a damn Kmart yesterday but I didn’t get around to posting them because who gives a fuck, it’s JWoww….

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