Katy Perry And Russell Brand Are On The Rocks

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand have a lot of fun telling talk show hosts how great their relationship is. Right. Us Weekly reports:

Days after his wife Katy Perry was spotted in Hawaii sans wedding ring, Russell Brand followed suit and stepped out in London on Thursday not wearing his diamond encrusted wedding band. The British comedian and the chart-topping singer spent Christmas on opposite sides of the globe due to a “massive fight.” While Perry, 27, hit up the beaches in Hawaii on December 25, Brand, 36, spent the holiday in Cornwall, England. An insider tells Us Weekly, “She was like, ‘F–k you. I’m going to do my own thing.’ Russell replied, ‘Fine, f–k you too.'” Though the pair denied divorce rumors in November, sources say trouble is brewing. “They haven’t split up just yet, but things are not good,” says the first source. “The fighting is getting worse.” At issue? Among other things, explains another source: “Katy doesn’t think Russell respects her parents’ Christian beliefs or her friends.”

Katy Perry’s most notable friends are Rihanna (who took back Chris Brown after he beat the shit out of her because he bought her an iPod) and Perez Hilton (no explanation needed). In addition, it’s difficult to take Katy Perry’s parents seriously when their “Christian” beliefs include, in Perry’s own words, calling deviled eggs “angeled eggs” and avoiding Lucky Charms because they’re too pagan. Katy Perry does have a right to get pissed at her husband for not respecting her parents’ religion when she pumps out overproduced songs about liquor-induced lesbianism and black out drinking, though. It’s cool with them because Jesus turned water into wine. And, you know, because having a Christian rock singer named Katy Hudson for a daughter didn’t buy them any real estate.

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