You Can Look Like An Armenian Whore Too

That is, if you don’t mind bad omens. Page Six says:

Replicas of Kim Kardashian’s wedding dresses designed by Vera Wang will still be sold to the mass market at David’s Bridal — despite fears the dresses are “cursed” by Kim’s disastrous 72-day marriage.The dresses, based on the three gowns Kim ordered for her big day Aug. 20, are well into production, “and it is too late to stop,” sources tells us. But they couldn’t get them out before Kim filed for divorce from Kris Humphries on Monday. They are due in stores in February. Insiders say even Wang was thrown by the sudden split. A source close to the designer said, “Vera cultivated the relationship with the Kardashians years ago. Everyone was taken for a ride on this one.” Another source said, “Some on the sales side worry the dresses are cursed.”

The dresses aren’t cursed because of Kim Kardashian’s divorce. They’re cursed because if you purchase one, it means you support a prostitute. Based on what I’ve observed on Maury, that’s behind a lot of failed marriages.

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