Nothing, and I mean nothing, will stand in the way of a whore and her money, so in the span of 100 days, Kris Jenner has been doing what she does best. Milking E! for every dime she can squeeze, manipulating the media, and leaking stories to turn Kris Humphries from the man of Kim’s dream into a verbally abusive asshole who hates fatties because he’s apparently been a homosexual all this time. Goddamn. You’d need to dig up and reanimate John Wilkes Booth to carry out an assassination plot better than this one.