MILF THREAT LEVEL : Raised



Miranda Kerr was at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show After Party last night where, of course, she looked absolutely fantastic. Which leads me to ask why can’t all new moms look like this? Your baby weighed 8 pounds, why did you gain 65? The baby’s out, why are you still fat? Did he leave something in there? His luggage? A pet donkey? I don’t get it. You shouldn’t need amputation to lose weight fast. Jesus, get yourself together woman!

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