My God. Brace yourself. TMZ reports:
Kim Kardashian’s friends are scoffing at Kris Humphries, claiming he’s full of BS when he says he wanted to have a simple life with her in Minnesota, because once the marriage fell apart, he immediately began “chasing fame.” They’re saying in the last week or so, when they started talking about the possibility of divorce, Kris went into full Hollywood gear, talking about “branding” the Kris Humphries name with cologne, nightclub appearances and what not. And we’re told Kris was pushing to keep their connection going, even if they ended their marriage … and that threw up red flags. We’re told Kim was especially put off that Kris hired a Hollywood publicist over the weekend to work on his image. As we previously reported, one of the main reasons for the divorce was that Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota, but once it became clear she wasn’t leaving Hollywood and the marriage was over, Kris was all about the very things he despised.
I hate to be the guy who raises his hand in the back of class, but isn’t this THE EXACT SAME THING KIM KARDASHIAN HAS DONE?! She used to follow around Paris Hilton like damn shelter dog until Ray J nutted in her mouth on video. You marry into a house of Armenian whores who would film a special about Kendall’s period, and they want to make you sound like the bad guy? Are we fucking kidding right now? As soon as the NBA lockout is over, Kris Humphries will be a free agent. Want to take a guess how much free agent 6’10” power forwards who averaged a double-double last year make on the open market? Kris Jenner should probably look that up so she can finger herself.