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1.) Give an interview and say you want to have lots of kids 2.) Show up to two recent events and have people question whether or not you’re pregnant 3.) Deny pregnancy rumors and blame it on food 4.) Keep denying until you land an exclusive with People or Us Weekly 5.) I’m rich, bitch! People reports:
The rumors swirled after Perry’s outfit at the AMAs seemed to show a little bump, but Perry assured them any protrusion was just due to diet. “I like In-N-Out Burger and Taco Bell and if you want to make that pregnant that’s your problem,” she told The Insider. Among her other thoughts on pregnancy: “I still love drinking alcohol so not yet.” During a concert at Madison Square Garden last week, Perry joked to the crowd that if she was rubbing her “bloated belly” during the show, it wasn’t because she’s about to be a mom. She said she had just been having too much fun sampling the “delicious” food in and around New York City.
Due to his X-Man power of being able to see an unborn fetus through a woman’s stomach with only the aid of hi-res pictures, The Superficial basically started these rumors, so who says bloggers aren’t influential? Why, just yesterday the letter I wrote to the editor of Cat Fancy was published.