Jessica Simpson Is Very Sexy



A fat, pregnant lady who farts a lot. I can’t be the only one who’s turned on right now, right? Radar Online reports:

Jessica Simpson has never been the shy type, but this might have been crossing the line! The pregnant singer and fashion designer opened up Friday afternoon on her Twitter page — about her farting habits — and RadarOnline.com found out she admitted to passing gas 15 times more than the average person. Jessica, 31, retweeted a post from OMGFacts that stated: “The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!” “The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!” She added in response to the over-the-top fact. Turns out it’s not the first time Jessica’s spoken on the subject. In 2010 it was reported, “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very large fart.”

I never thought I would ever say this, but there’s comes a point when it doesn’t matter how big a chick’s tits are (let’s never speak of this again). I’m pretty sure a pregnant cow has hug tits too, but that doesn’t necessarily mean I want to fuck it.

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By todd, November 07, 2011 6 comments