I realize black people complain a lot about slavery and all that working for free stuff, but keep in mind, they got a free cruise to America. But what did my people get? Some blankets? What’s up with that? I dare you to go on Amazon right now and compare the price of a cruise to a blanket. Granted, you might have to adjust the cost when you add smallpox to it, but still. That doesn’t seem fair. I guess the whole point of this is to let you know we’ll be back on Monday, so you all can enjoy a day of thanks. And by “thanks”, I mean be thankful that you have a day off to watch football because we saved you from starvation to give you the energy to rape everybody and burn down shit. Also, I have Green Bay at -6 1/2.