Since she’s desperate and checking for change in her couch, Lindsay Lohan actually filed a lawsuit against rapper Pitbull saying he owes her money for the use of her name in his song “Give Me Everything” (yes, you read that right). However, Lindsay filed the lawsuit in NYC where she claims to be a resident. I guess that Lindsay Lohan running around LA since 2004 is someone else. TMZ reports:
Pit just filed a response to Lindsay’s “Give Me Everything” lawsuit — in which she claims the hip hop star owes her money for using her name in the song … when he rapped, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Lohan filed the original suit in NY State Court, stating she was a resident of Nassau County — but Pit is calling B.S., claiming she’s been living in California since 2004 … and “given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future.” Then, Pit spells out why she’s full of crap … noting every, single one of her legal problems in California … including her multiple stints in the slammer … the house arrest … her problems at the Downtown Women’s Center … and all of the community service she’s required to complete in the Golden State in the near future. Pit concludes, “Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan’s continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York.”
I don’t even know what to add to this except Lindsay is a moron and Pitbull is a rapper who wears an ascot. Oh, and I like olives in case anyone was wondering.