Always ready to insert himself into anything dealing with his daughter by appearing in interviews for rent money, Michael Lohan was on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell on HLN yesterday where he explained Lindsay Lohan probably needs more than a Crest Whitestrip. Radar Online reports:
“That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack,” Michael said about Lindsay’s brown teeth. When Velez-Mitchell asked him to clarify what he meant he point blank said his daughter is abusing illegal drugs. “She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it.” As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported, Lindsay skipped her court ordered shoplifting awareness class to have emergency dental surgery to fix her rotting teeth on October 14, just two days after appearing on the red carpet with her gnarly grill. “If you’re talking about prescription medication it would affect all your teeth, not just your two front teeth,” Michael said about his daughter’s dental issues. “You can’t dance with the devil and expect to go home with Jesus.”
You know, unless Jesus is a Mexican guy with crack or meth. Sorry to bring the room down by dissecting your analogy.