Liv Tyler’s Mom Has Advice For The Lohans

That advice is pretty much “Do the complete opposite of what you’re doing right now.” Radar Online reports:

“Dina Lohan’s relationship with her daughter Lindsay disturbs me,” Liv’s mom said… “But if my baby girl got that screwed up I would NOT allow to make her own decisions. I’m sorry! Anybody can think what they want. But I would abduct my child and I would make sure that I didn’t leave her side until she didn’t have those problems anymore. “But she also has to be responsible for her own actions. Her mother needs to start being a mother and not yes her to death. Bebe says she has a solution for Lindsay’s flailing career. “If Lindsay spent a year with me I could turn her around. I could have her winning her first Oscar in two years!” She also said that Lindsay needs to work on her appearance and put some weight on! “The first thing I would do is put 10 pounds on her. She needs a more kittenish quality. She’s looking too thin right now. That’s not a good look. And she also needs to go back to being a natural red head. The blonde hair doesn’t work. It ages her. She just needs the right people around her. She’s got it all man. She’s just around people who don’t get it.”

Bebe Buell presents some decent points, but Liv Tyler’s been nominated for more Razzies than Oscars, and it sounds like she wants Lindsay to transform into Christina Hendricks. Lindsay might have an easier time if Michael Lohan started a band and had her use the moves she learned in I Know Who Killed Me to regain her star power. Including the amputated leg.

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