Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez Seemed To Enjoy The Hockey Game

Since it has been written that Justin Bieber shall one day lie down with Selena Gomez and place his maple seed inside her pico de gallo to bring a child (not the one she aborted, btw) to unite Canada and Mexico against us, here’s Justin Bieber converting Selena Gomez from soccer to hockey at a Montreal Canadiens game this weekend. This is why America should finally invade Canada before the unborn Mexican-Canadian John Connor destroys good music forever. I mean, it shouldn’t be that hard. It’s Canada. Captain America could just ride down the street with a megaphone.

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