John Mayer underwent surgery this week to remove a granuloma from just above his vocal cord, the singer announced on his blog. Mayer said the surgery was necessary after his attempts to rest his voice didn’t help. Mayer announced the ailment last month and pushed back the release of his new album until 2012.
John Mayer undergoing throat surgery is like an overweight person getting gastric bypass when they could always just gorging on two dozen Krispy Kremes everyday and let nature take its course. Except in Mayer’s case replace “Krispy Kremes” with “penises.”