Kim Kardashian Has Filed For Divorce By todd October 31, 2011



Oh, man. How did true love die so fast? TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned, and now we have the documents. We’re told even though the marriage was short, she is not seeking an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.” The date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. According to the docs, Kim wants Kris to foot his own lawyers’ fees and she’ll pay hers. And, she wants the court to reject any move by Kris to get spousal support. And, the docs list the length of the marriage as a measly 2 months. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife. As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that. Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

Anyone who was emotionally invested in this not-even-pretending-to-be-real-anymore scripted shitshow designed as real life, I hope this clears up any doubts you might have had. Kim Kardashian got $20 million from E! for this whole thing, and now she’s claiming “irreconcilable differences”. Those differences of course being Kris Humphries wants some of the $20 million. “CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!”, Kris Jenner was quoted as screaming as she shot Kris Humphries’ hand with a lightning bolt.

Oh, man. How did true love die so fast? TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce Monday morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has…

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Sophie Turner Was Pocahontas By todd October 31, 2011

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It doubt that she’s ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins, but here’s Sophie Turner as Pocahontas. I think that means she wants me to rape her then force into a loveless marriage to ensure friendly commerce and trade with Powhatan. I mean, why wear a costume if you don’t want to make it historically accurate?

It doubt that she’s ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or asked the grinning bobcat why he grins, but here’s Sophie Turner as Pocahontas. I think…

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Heidi Klum Was Amy Winehouse Or Steve Jobs By todd October 31, 2011

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It’s hard to tell. But what’s not hard to tell is that Heidi Klum absolutely kills it on Halloween. Every damn year. If you went to costume party and Heidi Klum was invited, the only way you could win the costume contest is if you could literally transform into a werewolf.

It’s hard to tell. But what’s not hard to tell is that Heidi Klum absolutely kills it on Halloween. Every damn year. If you went to costume party and Heidi…

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Ice-T And Coco Were Something I Don’t Know By todd October 31, 2011

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I have a feeling that Coco just pulls shit out of her closet for Halloween, but can someone tell me what Ice-T is supposed to be? A felon? I thought that’s been established already.

I have a feeling that Coco just pulls shit out of her closet for Halloween, but can someone tell me what Ice-T is supposed to be? A felon? I thought…

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Lindsay Has Fake Teeth Now By todd October 31, 2011



Forever living in a world of denial and delusion, Lindsay Lohan tweeted this on Saturday to thank her dentist for her clean teeth.

Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My gums are so sore though!

In case you didn’t know, “zoom” is a teeth whitening agent. And in case you didn’t know again, Lindsay’s teeth looked like THIS before the procedure. I haven’t looked it up, but I assume one of the ingredients of Zoom is magic.

Forever living in a world of denial and delusion, Lindsay Lohan tweeted this on Saturday to thank her dentist for her clean teeth. Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom… My…

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Cameron Diaz Was Cameron Diaz By todd October 31, 2011

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Cameron Diaz basically just said “fuck it” and attended a Halloween party dressed as herself. Which is fine because I read on her IMDB profile that the screams of small children is what gives her power.

Cameron Diaz basically just said “fuck it” and attended a Halloween party dressed as herself. Which is fine because I read on her IMDB profile that the screams of small…

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Hollink Madison By jess October 31, 2011

Amber Heard topless [Taxidriver Movie]
Courtney Stodden says y’all are just jealous. [The Superficial]
More pictures of Kat Dennings‘ cleavage with bonus incoherent angry rambling [Drunken Stepfather]
Christina Aguilera looking slightly less like a tranny [Celebitchy]
Gwen Stefani is Cinderella [The Blemish]
Kimberley Roberts fighting zombies. Topless. [Zoo Today]
Cosmic Costume Cleavage [Coed Magazine]
If Wes Anderson made Scream [Cityrag]
Paris Hilton is She-Ra [Dlisted]
Rose McGowan‘s face looks like a Rose McGowan Halloween mask [Moe Jackson]
The Expendables 2 is happening. I have a will to live. [I'm Not Obsessed]
PETA is still crying about Lady Gaga‘s meat dress [Popbytes]
Annalynne McCord always looks like it’s Halloween, so this (more…)

Amber Heard topless [Taxidriver Movie] Courtney Stodden says y’all are just jealous. [The Superficial] More pictures of Kat Dennings‘ cleavage with bonus incoherent angry rambling [Drunken Stepfather] Christina Aguilera looking…

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Kim Kardashian Was Poison Ivy By todd October 31, 2011

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Despite looking like she’s about to clock in at Armenia Disney, Kim Kardashian‘s fake rack looks pretty huge here. Dressed as one of the comic book world’s most prominent eco-terrorists, she is obsessed with plants, botany, and environmentalism. She uses toxins from plants and mind controlling pheromones for her criminal activities, which are usually aimed at finding rich black guys who play football. Or basketball. Or any rich black guy.

Despite looking like she’s about to clock in at Armenia Disney, Kim Kardashian‘s fake rack looks pretty huge here. Dressed as one of the comic book world’s most prominent eco-terrorists,…

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Ginger Spice Sells Lingerie Now By todd October 31, 2011

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Geri Halliwell has released a new lingerie line, and as you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that there was about a three year period in the 90′s that every man on Earth would have walked into a daycare and shot a child in the face for a chance to bang this woman. Now in 2011, I might give a threatening stare to a high school kid. Our merge without using my turn signal. Either way I’d still have sex with her I guess is what I’m trying to say here.

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Geri Halliwell has released a new lingerie line, and as you look at these pictures, please keep in mind that there was about a three year period in the 90′s…

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Kelly Brook Was The Chick From Twilight By todd October 31, 2011

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It takes a lot of time and effort to make Kelly Brook physically unattractive, but here she dressed as Bella from the shitty Twilight movies. So I guess it was either this or marrying an Iraqi guy then showing her ankle in public. I hear acid in the face can make you pretty unattractive as well.

It takes a lot of time and effort to make Kelly Brook physically unattractive, but here she dressed as Bella from the shitty Twilight movies. So I guess it was…

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