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Ashlee Simpson is in Mexico right now with Pedo Joe and the rest of her family, and umm, goddamn. If this bent over in front of me, just hand me a piece of chalk so I can draw an outline of where her vagina used to be (*). Also, Jessica Simpson is not pictured. I assume she’s inside waiting for the beans to refry. WHY YOU TAKE SO LONG BEANS??!!
(*) = That means I would totally have sex with her. Just wanted to make that clear to everyone.