Christina Hendricks Is Mostly Dairy



Christina Hendricks attended the NYC premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night, and that’s not true. She does it by eating a lot and using reversed engineered alien technology to make her bras so her tits can breathe when they’re sitting way above their normal atmosphere. I bet she can put her nippples in her bellybutton when they get cold. I know. You don’t have to say it. That’s pretty sexy.

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