Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Trying To Have A Baby



I’m actually surprised Justin Theroux has been let in on these discussions. I just assumed Jennifer Aniston would have poked holes in the condom or said an antibiotic fucked up her birth control. You know, the classics. Us Magazine reports:

They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family,” an insider close to the pair tells the new Us Weekly, out Wednesday. “She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.” And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby, a second insider says: “They both want it to happen soon.”…The Horrible Bosses star’s pals aren’t surprised in the slightest by Aniston’s race to become a mom with Theroux. “Jen hasn’t felt this way about anyone since Brad,” a pal says of Aniston’s ex-hubby Brad Pitt. (Aniston has had a famously rocky romantic life — with fizzled romances with Vince Vaughn, John Mayer and a slew of others — since her 2005 split with Pitt, 47.) Adds another friend: “They are moving quickly, but they know the feelings they have about [each other] are different from past romances.”

She’s 42, so let’s hope the baby doesn’t come out with Downs or a lobster hand and a tail. It’s bad enough that he’ll have to keep an electric razor in his kindergarten cubby.

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By todd, August 10, 2011 25 comments