Less than a month after dumping his girlfriend of two years, Elisabetta Canalis, because she thought the word “marriage” out loud, George Clooney is now banging Stacy Keibler. Of course he is. Life & Style reports:
Life & Style can exclusively reveal that George has been getting cozy with former WWE star and Dancing With the Stars contestant Stacy Keibler. An insider tells Life & Style that Stacy recently flew to Italy to spend time with George at his villa in Lake Como. “I’m in heaven,” Stacy tweeted about her trip. Though they seem to be an unlikely pair, George and Stacy have been acquaintances for some time and were set up by a mutual friend, the insider reveals. “They have a lot of friends in common and run in the same circles,” another pal tells the magazine, on newsstands now. But Stacy — who split with her longtime boyfriend, 7th Heaven star Geoff Stults, a year ago — isn’t looking for a commitment, which suits George just fine. “He’s enjoying spending time with Stacy, but he just got out of a two-year relationship,” says the insider. “George isn’t ready for anything serious. This fling is purely for fun.”
You know that photo montage they show at the end of the Oscars of actors who died? When Clooney eventually dies during sex, instead of that, they should dip his dick in gold as pass it around the audience so he can fuck everybody on the waiting list.