It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Superman’s Sack By todd August 31, 2011



More pics from the set of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel found there way online today, and you probably can’t tell from this scene, but Superman is in a fight with a dude for the rights to use “manofsteel69″ as profile name on manhunt.com.

More pics from the set of the increasingly homoerotic Superman: Man Of Steel found there way online today, and you probably can’t tell from this scene, but Superman is in…

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Matthew Fox Officially Charged With Punching A Woman In The Vagina By todd August 31, 2011



Two days ago, LOST’s Matthew Fox was detained by police, because apparently being obnoxious drunk and punching women is illegal. Us Magazine reports:

Cleveland bus driver Heather Borman officially filed assault charges Tuesday against Matthew Fox for allegedly punching her during a party bus scuffle in the Ohio city over the weekend. Prosecutors told CNN that they have photographed photos of numerous bruises on Bormann’s arms and legs. According to Bormann, the Lost star — visibly intoxicated, she said — attempted to board a private, chartered party bus and became violent when he was refused entry past midnight on Sunday. “He smelled like a liquor cabinet, like a bar,” Bormann (who didn’t recognize the star at first) told Cleveland.com of Fox, in town to shoot the film I, Alex Cross. “I told him, ‘Sorry, buddy, this is a private party. You get off my vehicle.’ I told him three times.” After Fox threw several punches, Bormann says she retaliated by punching him in the mouth. He was arrested and released later Sunday morning; Bormann visited the hospital to have her left hand bandaged.

I really don’t understand men who punch women in their vagina. I punch women in their cervix but I guess I’m just a romantic like that. I take a look at the world and I don’t see love anymore.

Two days ago, LOST’s Matthew Fox was detained by police, because apparently being obnoxious drunk and punching women is illegal. Us Magazine reports: Cleveland bus driver Heather Borman officially filed…

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Yeah, So Daryl Hannah Got Arrested. At The White House. By todd August 30, 2011



Actress Daryl Hannah was one of the 500 people arrested today at the Keystone XL Pipeline protest at the White House. TMZ reports:

Daryl Hannah donned a familiar accessory outside the White House today — HANDCUFFS — after she was arrested during an oil pipeline protest. The actress-turned-activist was busted with several other protesters — when they sat on the sidewalk in front of the White House and ignored three requests by police to move. Daryl’s an old pro when it comes to getting arrested — saying, ” Sometimes it’s necessary to sacrifice your freedom for a greater freedom. And we want to be free from the horrible death and destruction that fossil fuels cause, and have a clean energy future.” Hannah was famously arrested after she stopped traffic in West Virginia in 2009 — blocking a busy street during a protest over mining practice.

Keystone XL Pipeline? What is that? Some kind of new beer? To be honest I didn’t read this.

Actress Daryl Hannah was one of the 500 people arrested today at the Keystone XL Pipeline protest at the White House. TMZ reports: Daryl Hannah donned a familiar accessory outside…
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Julianne Hough Had A Phone, It Got Hacked By todd August 30, 2011



Former Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, had some pics from her camera phone leaked online today. I was hoping to mark these NSFW, but then I realized she’s dating Ryan Seacrest, so I guess there’s really no reason for her to ever be naked. You know, unless they’re trying on dresses together. And, really, who wants to see that?


CLICK ON ANY OF THE BANNER PICS TO SEE THE REST OF THE BORING

Former Dancing With The Stars dancer, Julianne Hough, had some pics from her camera phone leaked online today. I was hoping to mark these NSFW, but then I realized she’s…

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Jon Cryer Has Full Custody Of His Child, Still Has To Pay $8K In Child Support By todd August 30, 2011



Just so we’re clear, this is why Lifetime movies get made. TMZ reports:

Jon Cryer’s efforts to get out of paying child support to his ex-wife — who no longer has custody of their kid — have been stymied after an appeals court ruled the actor MUST shell out $8,000 per month. The “Two and a Half Men” actor had been waging the battle for years — claiming he shouldn’t have to fork over a single cent to Sarah Trigger Cryer because she only looks after their young son 4% of the time. The two divorced back in 2004 — and since then, the courts have SIGNIFICANTLY reduced Sarah’s parental rights because a family court does not believe she’s a fit parent. But the California Court of Appeal believes lowering Jon’s child support obligation could have a negative effect on the child — and yesterday, it rejected Jon’s appeal. The court explained, “Although, understandably, Jon may have found the situation unfair, the primary focus must remain on the child’s well-being, not the parents’ feelings.

As you read this, please keep in mind that John Cryer has full custody of the child, a court has deemed the mother an unfit parent, yet he is on the hook for $8K a month to a woman who only brought a pair of working ovaries to the party. It seems totally fair when you think about it. Because why shouldn’t this chick get $8K a month? Raising a child two days out of the month can get pretty expensive.

Just so we’re clear, this is why Lifetime movies get made. TMZ reports: Jon Cryer’s efforts to get out of paying child support to his ex-wife — who no longer…

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Lady Gaga Is A Trailblazer By todd August 30, 2011

Annie Lennox, 1984

Lady Gaga, 2011


I really don’t need to say anything here do I? I mean, I could but I really need to run to the store.

UPDATE
: Apparently Viacom just took the Gaga video down. But just watch the first one. It’s the same thing.

Annie Lennox, 1984 Lady Gaga, 2011 I really don’t need to say anything here do I? I mean, I could but I really need to run to the store. UPDATE:…

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Kim Kardashian Has A Music Video Now By todd August 30, 2011


A clip from Kim Kardashian‘s video for her god awful first single, “Jam (Turn It Up)“, hit online today. Awesome. Oh, and if you’re wondering what she wants to turn up, it’s her ass. It’s totally her ass.

A clip from Kim Kardashian‘s video for her god awful first single, “Jam (Turn It Up)“, hit online today. Awesome. Oh, and if you’re wondering what she wants to turn…

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Yeah, So Here’s Your “Visionary” By todd August 30, 2011

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In case you missed it, and I really hope you did, Lady Gaga showed up to the 2011 MTV VMAs Sunday night like this. “This” being some character she made up after she got high and watched Grease. It’s name is Jo Calderone, and based on these pictures, it’s a transvestite from the 1950s who came to our time to accept an undeserving award and let Perez Hilton suck it’s figurative dick. Whatever. This Gaga shit is played. I’m just hoping Madonna kills herself soon so Gaga will go ahead do that too.

In case you missed it, and I really hope you did, Lady Gaga showed up to the 2011 MTV VMAs Sunday night like this. “This” being some character she made…

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Irene Left Spain Alone By jess August 28, 2011
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While the east coast braced itself for an underwhelming, overhyped hurricane, some chick named Micaela Schaefer put on a bikini and lucite heels, then called the paparazzi in Mallorca, Spain so they’d take her picture at the beach. She must have known it was going to be a slow gossip day.

While the east coast braced itself for an underwhelming, overhyped hurricane, some chick named Micaela Schaefer put on a bikini and lucite heels, then called the paparazzi in Mallorca, Spain…

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Chelsea Handler Might Be A Cokewhore By jess August 28, 2011

Surprise! Wonder why E! didn’t report on this? Page Six says:

Chelsea Handler lived up to her party-girl reputation at a summer bash for her hotelier boyfriend, Andre Balazs, when she was escorted out of the men’s bathroom at the Frying Pan by bar security.Handler attended the party for Standard Hotel employees on the restored boat in the Hudson River, docked north of Chelsea Piers, with Balazs on Monday.
But sources at the event say a bouncer caught her and “a dude with gold shoes” in a stall in the men’s bathroom and ushered them both out.

In a bathroom stall with a man with gold shoes? As far as I know, Chelsea Handler isn’t a gay dude, so fuck it. Change “might be” to “definitely is.”

Surprise! Wonder why E! didn’t report on this? Page Six says: Chelsea Handler lived up to her party-girl reputation at a summer bash for her hotelier boyfriend, Andre Balazs, when…

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