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Because the water in New Jersey needs more contamination, Jersey Shore‘s Deena Cortese got in a bikini and went swimming this weekend. Look, I’m not going to tell you how long it took for me to edit these pics between rocking back and forth in the corner and pouring hydrogen peroxide in my eyes, but I would rather cut my own dick off and feed give it to a dog than get my dick anywhere near whatever the hell this is. And if the dog picked up my dick and looked like he might walk in her direction, I’d shoot the dog in the head and kick it then run away really fast.

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By todd, July 05, 2011 45 comments