I Blame The Kid



After writing about Kelly Brook for five years, I know if I see pics labeled with the words “Kelly Brook” and “bikini”, I expect them to be the best pics I post all day. Obviously, our time has come to an end. Because I thought God was doing us a favor with the miscarriage, but apparently God is an asshole and she didn’t even get to have the baby without it completely ruining her insane body. Why does God play these tricks? Just like he did with Abraham. “Hey @abraham2000BC, I need you to blindfold and stab your kid for me. LOL, jk! #swag”, God tweeted in the Bible.

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