Although seen stumbling out of a pub to buy any drug she could get her hands on by numerous witnesses the night before she died, Mitch Winehouse says his daughter died from not being able to drink alcohol. I believe Amy Winehouse died from seeing the sheer beauty of a unicorn because I’m also not a doctor and can make up complete shit not based on any medical fact. People reports:
Amy Winehouse’s struggles to quit drugs were well documented. But her family fears that sudden abstinence from alcohol might have been what led to her death last Saturday at age 27, according to a report. Winehouse ignored doctors’ advice to step back gradually from her heavy drinking and went cold turkey in the past month, an unnamed family friend tells Britain’s Sun. Her family believes that was too much of a shock to her system, the source adds. “Abstinence gave her body such a fright, they thought it was eventually the cause of her death,” says the source.
Right. Because if Amy Winehouse was known for anything it was her innate willpower and determination to stay away from drugs and alcohol. When she mumbled and fell down on stage all those times, she was just drunk with happiness and excited to start a new chapter in her life. Or she was just piss drunk and ready to get off stage because all audience’s credit card payments finally got captured so she had money to buy more heroin. There’s also that.