Amy Winehouse Has A Funeral Today, But You Can’t Go



I hope at least part of the coffin was made out of hemp. THR reports:

Amy Winehouse’s funeral will not be open to fans, her rep Chris Goodman says. “It will be a small, private event for a few friends and family,” Goodman tells CNN without revealing any more details. He told the UK Telegraph just “close friends and family” would be invited.

“Yeah, it should be a very nice service. We’re gonna bury her face down and throw a cross and maybe some garlic on her, because have you seen that banner pic Todd posted? What’s up with that?”, Chris Goodman went on to say.

Man, it’s a shame people won’t be able to pay good money to see this anymore:

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By todd, July 26, 2011 35 comments