Since her lawyers jumped the gun and screamed, “IT ISN’T HER!!!” as soon as Blake Lively’s leaked nude pics hit online, they gave everyone permission to post them because if it’s not Blake Lively, then it’s just some random chick, right? So when I get the eventual take down notice from her lawyers, then that will just confirm that these pics are real. Just like the grated nutmeg I use when baking my organic oatmeal raisin cookies. Haha, no! I’m serious! I can’t use that store bought stuff. I also like to use unsalted butter. Can you keep a secret? I also like to add a little surprise: 1/2 cup chopped walnuts. Oh, I know! It’s just something I like to throw in and people seem to love it.
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Note: These are the same tattoos she had in The Town, so it looks like these were taken during filming.
UPDATE: Blake’s reps are still saying it’s not her. C’mon, man.