On Tuesday, it was revealed that Shia LaBeouf hooked up (fucked) Megan Fox on the set of Transformers. Many people had strong reactions. Mostly that Shia was lying because Megan Fox was dating her future husband Brian Austin Green at the time. But it was all good, brah. They were on a break. Us Magazine reports:
“Yes, Megan and Shia hooked up,” a set source confirms to Us Weekly. In his Details chat, LaBeouf, 25, sputtered when asked if Fox was then involved with her now-husband Brian Austin Green during their tryst (he repeated “I don’t know” 12 times). But the kissing costars are in the clear, the source says. “It was when Megan and Brian broke up,” the source explains. “They had a 10-month break before getting back together.” (Indeed, Fox and Green, 36, did have a break of nearly a year before reuniting and eventually tying the knot in June 2010.) “[Shia and Megan] bonded while filming,” the source explains of the epic shoot, which was worsened by director Michael Bay’s rumored temper. “Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film.”
I assume by “break” she means she was blowing Shia in his trailer and Brian Austin Green was at home crying into her panties then masturbating to be able to fall asleep. Then he might have kneeled in his front yard and cursed God. Then tortured a neighborhood animal. Then asked an old lady what she was looking at and to mind her own business. Then threw an empty bottle of scotch toward a mom in a minivan. Then screamed at a little girl riding by on a tricycle that she would grow up to be a whore because all women are whores especially Megan because he bets she’s naked right now because that’s what whores do because they’re whores and they can’t help themselves. Or something like that. I’m not familiar with the process really.