Lucy Pinder Says Good Morning

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I just realized that I have Tracy Morgan, burning wreckage, and Britney Spears giving a lap dance on the main page right now, so to signal in a new era of posts that people will actually want to read, here's Lucy Pinder naked in the new issue of NUTS. As you look at these pics, please understand that this is what the media has convinced you that Christina Hendricks looks like when she takes her clothes off. When in reality, Han Solo would use Christina Hendricks to keep Luke Skywalker warm on Hoth, the sixth planet of a remote system of the same name. It is a world blanketed by snow and ice. Many meteorites from a nearby asteroid belt pelt the planet's surface, making temporary craters in the planet's ever-moving snow drifts. Hoth has three moons, all uninhabited. Its native creatures include the wampa and the tauntaun.

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