Lindsay Lohan: “It Was Tea”

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Even though she was allowed to walk out of a courtroom yet again with no punishment whatsoever, Lindsay Lohan is now telling anybody who will listen that fermented tea is what made her fail her alcohol tea. Fermented. Tea. Fermented tea that contains .05% alcohol. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is adamant she did NOT drink wine, beer or liquor during her stint on house arrest … insisting her dirty test was caused by a fermented tea that contains a TEEEENY amount of alcohol. Lohan has been telling friends she’s been drinking her favorite kombucha tea again … the same tea that caused her probation officer to raise a red flag earlier this year because it contains alcohol. The company behind the drink claims the alcohol content is less than .05%. Of course, the judge ruled that Lindsay is ALLOWED to consume alcohol during her house arrest sentence … so the dirty test didn’t matter anyway. TMZ spoke with Lindsay about the situation … and she told us, “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system.”
She adds, ” I’d like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on.”

Right. Because when I think of Lindsay Lohan, I think of her sipping tea by the window. Because she’s out of vodka and her coke dealer is at the movies watching Super 8 and won’t be by until later.

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