This should unwreck a few homes, I think. ABC News reports:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are donating $500,000 from their foundation to help Joplin rebuild from the deadly tornado that struck the southwest Missouri town last month. The Community Foundation of the Ozarks says the gift from the Jolie-Pitt Foundation will go to mid- and long-term needs in the tornado-ravaged city. The Community Foundation announced the gift Friday in a news release. Pitt grew up in southwest Missouri and says in the release that he spent much of his childhood in the area and knows the people to be “especially resilient.” The May 22 tornado destroyed more than 8,000 homes and 400 businesses. The death toll was 151 as of Friday, including several victims who died as a result of injuries suffered in the storm.
Wow, pretty much another day in the life of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. When asked for comment, Jennifer Aniston said, “Hey, did you hear I won an award from Spike? Yeah, and I’m totally dating Justin Theroux. Justin Theroux. You know him. He was in that one movie. Yeah, him. Yep, we’re pretty serious now. Pretty serious. I usually don’t like to talk about my private life. I normally wait until a guy I like shows up at a place I’m at until I get my publicist to release a statement saying a source claims we’re dating, but I think he’s the one. I really do. In fact I just texted him to tell him I love him like two minutes ago. Haha, I totally did! We’re just like that with each other. But he hasn’t responded yet. I should probably drive to his house to see if he’s okay. I mean, it’s been like three minutes now. What if he’s dead? Should I drive over there? I should probably drive over there. I had a key made when he was out of town last week in case of emergencies like this. Oh my God, it’s been like four minutes now. He’s probably been kidnapped and is being held for ransom. Ok, I gotta go. I’ll just keep calling until I get there. Wait, what if it’s a coyote? Should I call the police to meet me there? I should shouldn’t I?”