Prince William Made A Horrific Mistake

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Maybe it’s just the old-fashioned Southern gentleman in me coming out here, but I think when getting married you should base your decision solely on how the chick looks in a bikini. Sure, Kate Middleton looks okay I guess, but if I’m a Prince, I don’t want to spend half my press conferences having to answer questions about whether or not my wife had a mastectomy. Showing them the cover of the June issue of UK Esquire would alleviate some of those questions I bet. Mostly because everyone would be masturbating.

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