I’ve been waiting two days to use these pictures of the swamp creature of Fag Lake at Cannes, so hey, did you know at one point there was a dude who stuck his dick in Lady Gaga and didn’t care if anybody knew? This man was brave. And all the villagers loved him. Well, his name was Luc Carl. And he no longer wants to date Lady Gaga. MTV News reports:
Lady GaGa has revealed that she is no longer in a relationship with boyfriend, Luc Carl. Despite previous reports claiming GaGa and Luc were planning to get married, the Judas singer has stated that she is single. When asked by about her relationship status on BBC programme, The Graham Norton Show, Lady G announced: “No, I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t been on any dates recently.”
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Anyway, two more Lady Gaga stories hit today and if you forgot how much a pretentious bitch with a Messiah complex she is, I hope these help:
The singer is staying with an entourage of 10, including her stylist Nicola Formichetti and three security guards. She requested that her £8,000-a-night suite be draped in white, Egyptian sheets with wall-to-wall lilies.
I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, bead work, or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it first, what French painter they stole it from, how many designers reinvented it after them, and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death, and resurrection of that particular trend.