Yesterday, E! reported that X-Men: First Class director and husband of Claudia Schiffer, Matthew Vaughn, is more than likely the father of January Jones’ lustchild. They quickly pulled the story, so that means it’s 100% true. Despite what you just read and know about January Jones, the entire film’s cast say she will make a great mother. Let that sink in. US Magazine reports:
“It’s great!” Rose Byrne told Us Weekly on the red carpet. A rep for Jones, 33, told Us last month that the star “is happy to announce that she is expecting her first child this fall.” Michael Fassbender, who plays Erik Lehnsherr/Magneto in the action flick, went into more detail about his co-star. “She’s a fantastic person,” the 34-year-old actor told Us. “She’s very sweet. Just in the experience of working with her, she sort of gets up and gets on with it, and I think she’ll probably do the same in motherhood.” And while her co-stars Byrne, Fassbender, James McAvoy, Kevin Bacon, and Lucas Till were positive for the mom-to-be, they also kept mum on who the father is. “You know you can’t ask me that!” laughed Bacon, who plays Sebastian Shaw.
Right. Totally. She’d be a wonderful mother. Because if her past life decisions have proven anything, it’s that she’s completely stable and selfless enough to make a safe, nurturing home for a child. Or whatever means the opposite of that. This baby won’t be off Similac a month before January Jones is looking for a club near a wireless hotspot so she can put the baby in headphones and throw it in a dumpster with a laptop streaming Little Bear on Netflix so she can take advantage of drink specials.