Hayden Panettiere Is Also Single



Think I better let it go/Looks like another vagina T.K.O (Oh..Oh..Oh..) – Me singing. Just now. People reports:

After two years of dating, Hayden Panettiere and Ukrainian heavyweight boxing champion Wladmir Klitschko are calling it quits, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends,” says the Scream 4 actress, 21. “We had a great time together, but it’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents,” he says. “I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.”

You know when you watch movies and people are getting chased by police or werewolves or cannibals and one of them stops and leans against a tree with one hand and they’re all out of breath then they grab their heart and scream to the others, “SAVE YOURSELF! DON’T WAIT FOR ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!” ? Yeah, that’s Hayden Panettiere’s cervix.

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