Two old, unfunny busted whores shared the screen last night when Chelsea Handler was a guest on The Joy Behar Show (you can watch the clip here), where Handler says she will never apologize for calling Jolie a “homewrecker” and going onstage in New Jersey and calling her a “fucking cunt”.
“I’ll never apologize for calling Angelina a homewrecker. It shouldn’t have gotten a lot of press because I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made-out with her brother. I would never speak for anyone else – or any of my friends – I’m speaking from my heart and soul when I call someone a homewrecker.”
As you read that quote, please keep in mind that Handler’s “friend” is, of course, Jennifer Aniston. So, there’s really no bias here, just a woman speaking her mind about the time Angelina Jolie broke into Aniston’s house and stole her husband at gunpoint then took him to her secret underground lair where she implanted a microchip in his brain to fall in love with her and have children with her and adopt more children and move to France. Oh, it didn’t happen like that? Oh, so then basically Chelsea Handler is a bitter cunt whose vagina got passed around like a collection plate to get her show and at the height of her fame she had to settle for blowing 50 Cent? Oh, okay. Thanks for clarifying that for me. I mean, you read things and sometimes it’s hard to understand what the person is actually saying.
Angelina Jolie promoting her new film at Cannes Film Festival yesterday while Chelsea Handler was promoting her book on a show on Headline News: