After four years of dating, Bar Refaeli and Leonardo DiCaprio have split. What a sad day for love. I bet it’s particularly tough on DiCaprio. I bet he can’t even jerk off in the mouth of the 18-year old South African model that’s more than likely on her knees in front of him right now he’s so distraught. New York Post reports:
Leonardo DiCaprio and model Bar Refaeli have officially called it quits, Page Six has exclusively learned. The pair broke up late last week after going through a rough patch. “It was amicable, they’re still friends and they are still talking,” said a source close to the couple. “They just grew apart and went their separate ways,” the source said, adding that there was no one else involved in the breakup — and Refaeli was spotted looking happy and relaxed with her agent in Berlin this week.
Bar Refaeli is 25, so if my math is correct, she has five more years before she suddenly announces her a pregnancy and tells the world that she has fallen in love with the man of her dreams. And that man will be a 73-year old billionaire shipping magnate with no immediate family and a dialysis machine. Isn’t love beautiful!