You’ll Never Guess What Happened

Lindsay Lohan got sentenced to 120 days in jail and 480 hours of community service. Oh, wait. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan just walked through her own personal revolving door — the exit way at Lynwood Correctional Facility — after a bondsman put up the cash to spring her.

According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department’s website … LiLo was in custody for almost five hours and her bail was set at $75,000.

The most shocking thing about the outcome is that anyone was surprised at all. It’s customary for anyone appealing a sentence to post bail and get released, and it’s customary for Lindsay Lohan to get out of jail. The second most shocking thing was Todd getting really excited about this and texting me about it while I was trying to drink the pain away. C’mon, man. We go over this all the time: You’re only going to be disappointed, just like those other times you get excited. I usually say not to get more than your hopes up, but in this case, even that’s too much.

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By jess, April 23, 2011 22 comments