Yeah, So Maybe This Kid Isn’t All That Bad



By my calculations, and by “calculations” I mean “things I read on the Internet”, Kelly Brook has about six more months before her perfect, God autographed body is irreparably damaged by the bastard seed growing inside of her. But until that day comes, he’s doing his part to make her already incredible, huge rack double in size. Did you know I breastfed until I was four? Oh, you didn’t? Well now you know that and the purpose and meaning of this site has been fully explained. Good day to you.

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