Miley Cyrus Has A Sex Doll



Miley Cyrus is reportedly on the verge of suing the company who has manufactured and is now selling a sex doll (it has “3 achey love holes”!!!) in her likeness. The Sun reports:
Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company behind the doll, said: “We are completely sold out already — it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.” The wayward Disney star, 18, is not the first celebrity to be recreated as a sex toy. Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and Beyonce also have sex blow-up replicas made in their honour. Some have been removed from sale “for legal reasons”. But despite rumours of Miley’s pending lawsuit, the company is yet to remove the doll from the market. Johnson said: “We haven’t received a cease and desist letter from her attorneys yet, but I have seen those rumours circling online. “That probably means it will happen soon enough.”

I’m not really sure what’s she’s mad about, but if I had to guess, it’s because the chick on the box is a billion times hotter than her in every possible way. I’d fuck this box before I fucked the actual Miley Cyrus.

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