Charlie Sheen Starved His Dog To Death By todd March 29, 2011



When Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorced, Sheen took their two pugs (Richards owned them before they were married) so their children could play with them during visits. But since Charlie Sheen is a psychotic drug addict with no sense of responsibility or humanity, Richards began receiving phone calls that the dogs were malnourished and neglected. So, like any good pet owner, she went to his house and took them back. Not one to let any opportunity to sound like a delusional jackass, Sheen immediately took to Twitter. TMZ reports:

“We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF. HATE.”

Sheen now reportedly wants the pugs back. However, he can have only one because THE OTHER ONE FUCKING DIED.

Things became so alarming, we’re told Denise went to Charlie’s and he gave her the dogs. Sadly, one of them died of malnutrition, but the other is ok.

Admittedly, this whole Charlie Sheen was funny for about a week. Then you immediately realized he wasn’t funny, he wasn’t some evolved human being, but just a cokehead in front of a live audience. Despite making millions of dollars an episode on Two And A Half Men, he’s reportedly cash poor (whores and blow are expensive, you know) and is doing anything he can to cash in or whatever the fuck he thinks he’s doing in his cracked out, paranoid mind. If this dude lives to be 90 or is found tomorrow impaled against a tree by a trident, I really don’t care. But if somebody wants to shoot him out of a cannon into a brick wall I might watch that on YouTube.

When Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards divorced, Sheen took their two pugs (Richards owned them before they were married) so their children could play with them during visits. But since…

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Rihanna Beat Chris Brown To A Rolling Stone Cover By todd March 29, 2011



Rihanna is on the cover of the April issue of Rolling Stone where we are told that “Rihanna Strikes Back”. I don’t know what that means exactly. Is it because she’s black and has a fucked up thing on her head like Darth Vader? Is that what you’re saying Rolling Stone? Huh? Racist!

Rihanna is on the cover of the April issue of Rolling Stone where we are told that “Rihanna Strikes Back”. I don’t know what that means exactly. Is it because…

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Britney Spears Was On GMA This Morning By todd March 29, 2011


Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America in San Francisco this morning. And by “performed” I mean stood perfectly still and walked around and occasionally moved her arms and struggled to bend her fat ass over. Can’t she just be like Adele and sit in a chair the whole time from now on? She looked like a mom on Toddlers and Tiaras doing her daughter’s routine from the side of the stage.

Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America in San Francisco this morning. And by “performed” I mean stood perfectly still and walked around and occasionally moved her arms and struggled…

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Brooklyn Decker Is In A Bikini By todd March 28, 2011

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Brooklyn Decker was in a bikini and her new soccer mom haircut in Miami this weekend, and once I stopped staring directly at her rack, I noticed that she seems kinda sad. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s because she’s a UNC fan. And has to sit and watch a lot of tennis. That must be boring. I wonder if she ever goe..hey look, her tits again!

Brooklyn Decker was in a bikini and her new soccer mom haircut in Miami this weekend, and once I stopped staring directly at her rack, I noticed that she seems…

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Chris Brown Is An Overall Wonderful Human Being By todd March 28, 2011



Not content to be just an unrepentant woman beater and spoiled child who throws violent and psychotic temper tantrums when someone has the audacity question his perfection, Chris Brown just moved into a West Hollywood condo building last month. And he’s already the greatest tenant ever! Radar Online reports:

“Chris Brown is a problematic tenant, to say the least,” the source says. “He has his posse traipsing around until the late hours of the night, he’s loud and totally disrespectful of his neighbors. “He’s driving the other tenants in the building crazy. The vast majority of the residents are professionals and they work during the day, so it’s important to them to get some rest at night and that’s proving difficult with the noise that’s being generated. “The building isn’t meant to be some kind of party house, the residents don’t want that and they don’t want to live in that kind of environment.” “The tenants are complaining about him and the noise he’s generating, they’ve even had to give him at least one warning. He needs to keep the volume down – people are sick of his behavior.” Brown spent close to $1.75 million on the 3,000 square foot, three bedroom, three-and-a-half bathroom penthouse condo, and only recently moved into the property. “It’s crazy,” the source says. “He just moved in around a month ago and he’s already received a warning. The tenants are just really worried – if he’s like this straight off the bat, they wonder if it’s going to get any worse.”

There’s really not much left to say about this asshole that hasn’t already been said, but has anybody mentioned dropping him off on an island where the worst prisoners are let loose to create an isolated barbaric society where the strongest men rule? No? Hmm, interesting. Someone should look into that.

Not content to be just an unrepentant woman beater and spoiled child who throws violent and psychotic temper tantrums when someone has the audacity question his perfection, Chris Brown just…

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Amy Adams Is Lois Lane By todd March 28, 2011

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Zack Snyder‘s movies rely on special effects and slo-motion instead of any semblance of a story, so hopefully that works on Superman: Man Of Steel. Because we’re supposed to believe that this is in love with what you see in the banner picture. LA Times reports:

Amy Adams will play Lois Lane in the upcoming Superman reboot, filling iconic shoes worn at various times by Noel Neill, Margot Kidder, Teri Hatcher and Kate Bosworth…”Second only to Superman himself, the question of who will play Lois Lane is arguably what fans have been most curious about,” Snyder said in a statement Sunday. “So we are excited to announce the casting of Amy Adams, one of the most versatile and respected actresses in films today. Amy has the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful.”

First we had this bobblehead bitch and now we have a pasty 36-year old mom with red hair and freckles. Awesome. What is this movie about? Superman fighting for truth, justice, and Prop 8? Because clearly he’s homosexual. Either that or the only way he can blow is if he’s thinking about his mom. Can’t we just have a Superman movie where he punches shit and bangs a hot chick? I really don’t need to see Clark Kent dancing around a coffee table and singing into a hairbrush to “Born This Way”.


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Zack Snyder‘s movies rely on special effects and slo-motion instead of any semblance of a story, so hopefully that works on Superman: Man Of Steel. Because we’re supposed to believe…

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A Guy On BET Was Shot And Killed By todd March 28, 2011



I’m going to lose a lot of my massive street cred by saying this, but I’ve never seen one episode of 106th and Park. But if you have, one of the shows regulars, DJ Megatron, was shot and killed in Staten Island early Sunday morning. TMZ reports:

DJ Megatron– a regular on the BET show “106th and Park” — was shot and killed in Staten Island early Sunday morning. Megatron — real name Corey McGriff — was shot around 2:00 AM, not far from his home. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

DJ Megatron, 32, worked for various hip-hop stations, with New York City’s HOT 97 his most high profile. Police have no suspects at this time but sources say they have identified DJ Optimus Prime as a person of interest. Oh, those two. Always getting into it!

I’m going to lose a lot of my massive street cred by saying this, but I’ve never seen one episode of 106th and Park. But if you have, one of…
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Christina Aguilera Is Affectionate, Orange By todd March 28, 2011

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Smart enough to get a driver this time, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were making out last night after a dinner at Giorigio Baldi. Or Willy Wonka’s factory. I think she had the gum or something.

Smart enough to get a driver this time, Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were making out last night after a dinner at Giorigio Baldi. Or Willy Wonka’s factory….

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Ooh La La By todd March 28, 2011

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Knowing a tsunami is no match for her thighs, Kelly Clarkson went to Hawaii this weekend in a bikini. Then the Hawaiian people rejoiced and sacrificed a goat and really skinny black guy asked her out.

Knowing a tsunami is no match for her thighs, Kelly Clarkson went to Hawaii this weekend in a bikini. Then the Hawaiian people rejoiced and sacrificed a goat and really…

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It’s Warmer Down Under By jess March 27, 2011
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There was something called a Swimwear 2011 fashion show in Australia, where tan caucasian girls wore bikinis and feathered head dresses. I think Todd just pitched a teepee.

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There was something called a Swimwear 2011 fashion show in Australia, where tan caucasian girls wore bikinis and feathered head dresses. I think Todd just pitched a teepee. All images…
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