Amy Adams Is Lois Lane

Zack Snyder‘s movies rely on special effects and slo-motion instead of any semblance of a story, so hopefully that works on Superman: Man Of Steel. Because we’re supposed to believe that this is in love with what you see in the banner picture. LA Times reports:

Amy Adams will play Lois Lane in the upcoming Superman reboot, filling iconic shoes worn at various times by Noel Neill, Margot Kidder, Teri Hatcher and Kate Bosworth…”Second only to Superman himself, the question of who will play Lois Lane is arguably what fans have been most curious about,” Snyder said in a statement Sunday. “So we are excited to announce the casting of Amy Adams, one of the most versatile and respected actresses in films today. Amy has the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful.”

First we had this bobblehead bitch and now we have a pasty 36-year old mom with red hair and freckles. Awesome. What is this movie about? Superman fighting for truth, justice, and Prop 8? Because clearly he’s homosexual. Either that or the only way he can blow is if he’s thinking about his mom. Can’t we just have a Superman movie where he punches shit and bangs a hot chick? I really don’t need to see Clark Kent dancing around a coffee table and singing into a hairbrush to “Born This Way”.

Pic source = WENN

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