What A Waste Of A Vagina



I don’t care about animal rights, gay rights, people in Egypt, or people in Haiti. Mostly because I’m not an animal, gay, Egyptian, or Haitian. I only involve myself with things that concern me. And Amber Heard being a lesbian concerns me very much. She had the decency not to show up and ruin the premiere of Nicolas Cage’s new hairpiece vehicle, Drive Angry, with some other lesbian. Hopefully she’s starting to understand that a vagina was made for two things: 1.) A penis to go in, and 2.) a baby to come out. Preferably a thick brown penis and an off-white baby. I know this may sound like I hate lesbians or am homophobic in some way, but I can’t help it. I was born this way. Haha, sorry. That gets to work for me, too! Na-na-na-na-na!

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By todd, February 23, 2011 23 comments