A drunk Shia LaBeouf got into a fist fight when another guy at a bar called him a mean name. Radar Online says:
Shia LeBeouf got into a bar brawl early Saturday morning after another patron called him a “f**king fagot,” RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
The incident occurred at 1 am at Mad Bull’s Tavern in L.A.’s Sherman Oaks district, and ended with the Transformers star in handcuffs.
Shia is a regular at Mad Bull’s and eyewitness Mikey Dee tells RadarOnline.com that LeBeouf was in the popular bar with about 14 of his friends.
Shia and his entourage had been at the tavern for several hours when he began having words with another patron on the outdoors patio, Dee says.
“The guy was laughing at Shia and called Shia ‘a f**king fagot’. Shia shot back that he was going to ‘kick is f**king ass’.
“Shia then lunged but the other guy got the first punch in. He hit Shia hard in the face and split his lip.”I saw him get hit, everyone did,” Dee says. “It caught him in the mouth. He punched him good.”
Just at that moment, a police officer was driving past and looking directly into the bar, Dee says. The patrolmen called for back up and “suddenly nine cop cars were there.
“They handcuffed both of them and asked Shia if he wanted to press charges. He said no.Then they asked the other guy and he said no too, so they let them go and they went on their separate ways.”
Shia LaBeouf doesn’t want to press charges because then the whole world will have more evidence that he’s a drunk bitch if he does. It’s the same reason I don’t press charges every time I wake up in a strange bed next to a Mariachi band and an empty bottle of Stoli: it’s expected, it’s my own fault, and we all know it’s going to happen again in a week.
I could’ve posted pictures of Shia here, but he looks like he belongs in a junior varsity Jewish basketball league, so here’s his new Transformers costar Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I hope you’re not too upset.